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26 April 2023

Prime Minister

8:35 AM

SKITZY: Joining us now is our Prime Minister. Mate, thanks for your time.

PM: G’day, Skitzy.

SKITZY: Jeez, what a crazy world right now, hey?

PM: These are unprecedented times, Skitzy, but I want to let your listeners know we’re doing everything possible to keep them safe and defeat this terrible enemy.

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